The food quiz of the year: from vegan sausage rolls to chlorinated chicken | Food
Middling. Butter, marge … it’s all the same thing to you, no doubt.
Terrible. Clearly this world of meat-free sausage rolls and shrivelled chips has put you off food for good.
Congratulations – you know your meat-free meals from your Michelin-starred moaners.
Perfect! You’ve been following Boris Johnson’s takeaway choices just to win this quiz and that’s not at all weird.